M&M - Latest Updates

M&M - Latest Updates http://mix941.fm Mon, 6 Oct 2008 13:30:44 EDT en-us MONDAY OCTOBER 6, 2008 <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>TINA FEY/ SARAH PALIN SNL SKIT</b></span><br /> <br /> <img height="175" alt="" width="304" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_palinsnl2(1).jpg" /><br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27039173/">CLICK HERE</a> to watch the skit of Palin/ Biden debate. <br /> -----------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>UNHOOKED</b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center"><br /> <img height="230" alt="" width="175" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_unhooked2.jpg" /><br /> <br /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Unhooked-Young-Women-Pursue-Delay/dp/1594489386">CLICK HERE</a> for details on the book "Unhooked: How Young Women Pursue Sex, Delay Love and Lose at Both."<br /> ------------------------------</div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><span style="font-size: medium"><b>SHOW NOTES FROM PRODUCER JC</b></span><br /> <br /> <div>The one thing we have learned from the OJ Simpson trial is  - Until you are acquitted/ don’t plan your acquittal party….</div> <div>For those of you who tried to buy tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert but had no luck because the show sold out in 15 minutes,  don’t worry – Mark has 16 of them and he will sell them to you.   At a price, of course.<br />  </div> <div>Mercedes is having a tough time getting to know her fellow softball Moms… so she figured the best way to relate to them was to talk about adult film star Tara Patirck.<br />  </div> <div>Come join me tonight at the Monday Night Football party at O’Aces  - we can all sit there and root for Reggie Bush.  12 points from Reggie gives me my 3rd Fantasy Football win!!! GO RB.<br />  </div> <div>Mark had a run in with drunk girl at Voo Doo over the weekend.   She told him “ I’ll bet you three shots of tequila that I am not wearing any panties.”   HE took the bet….  SHE took the shots.  SHE went onto vomit, and HE went on to take her home.  No I’m kidding,  she did vomit but Mark did not take her home.   Now,  the craziest thing about Mark’s Night is the fact that Mark was dancing (maybe that’s why she vomited).<br />  </div> <div>Mark and Mix 94.1 overnight personality Drea have a lot of sexual tension between them.<br />  </div> <div>And finally, we talked about the “Sarah Palin Drinking Game.”     Take a shot anytime she winks, says the words Maverick, or Reformer.   Now in sticking with the FCC’s equal time rules I will now explain the rules to the Joe Biden Drinking Game – drink or take a shot anytime he asks a State Senator in a wheelchair to stand up and take a bow (that video <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mzbuRgnI4">HERE</a>).<br /> ----------------------------------</div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table></object> Mon, 6 Oct 2008 10:20:00 EDT FRIDAY OCTOBER 3, 2008 <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>AND THE WINNER IS....<br /> </b></span><br /> <img height="131" alt="" width="300" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_battleofband2.jpg" /><br /> <br /> Congratulations to <i>The Kristina and Tuna Band </i>winners of the Band Battle for Bite. They will be headling the local stage at Bite of Las Vegas on October 18th.   <i>Modern Science</i>, <i>Hitting on Hannah</i>, and <i>Verbaytm </i>will also be performing on the local stage. <br /> -----------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>PET CUSTODY</b></span><br /> <br /> <img height="133" alt="" width="200" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_petcustody3.jpg" /><br /> <br /> QUESTION:  who gets the pets when a couple gets divorced?  Pet custody disputes are now a growing area of the law. Even unmarried couples who lived together are also causing an increase in the number of pet custody cases.</div> <div style="text-align: center"><br /> Experts say that couples need to sign "pet pre-nups" that lay out in writing what will happen to a pet if their relationship doesn't work out.<br /> <br /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/10/02/lw.pet.custody/index.html">CLICK HERE</a> for details. <br /> ----------------------------------------</div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><span style="font-size: medium"><b>SHOW NOTES FROM PRODUCER JC</b></span><br /> <br /> Mercedes had to do a double take yesterday when she saw a 35-year-old man cruising down Sahara on a Razor Scooter.   A Mix 94.1 listener had to do a double take when they saw Mark posing for pictures in front of the “Welcome to Las Vegas” sign with a stuffed frog.<br /> <br /> Congratulations to The Kristina and Tuna Band for winning the Mix 94.1 Band Battle for Bite.   They will be headlining the Local Stage at Bite of Las Vegas.   Also performing on the Local stage will be Mark’s band “Diablo 2,”  Mercedes’ band “Boots,” and my band “Wonderland.”  Thank you to the Urban Dictionary for coming up with our band names.<br /> <br /> I came close to missing the Band Battle for Bite at the House of Blues last night because I was almost kicked out for smuggling in my own bottle…. a bottle of water that is.<br /> <br /> Mark still carries around an old school Nevada ID.  Much respect to him for that. <br /> <br /> Mercedes has a rule. She will not have relations in her parents’ house.  She will however have relations down the street in the local business center. <br /> <br /> Today’s FCC fine goes to Mercedes for playing the unedited version of Snoop Dogg’s “Gin and Juice.” <br /> <br /> Have a great weekend.<br /> ---------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table></object> Fri, 3 Oct 2008 09:46:00 EDT THURSDAY OCTOBER 2, 2008 <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><b><span style="font-size: medium">WYNN ON WYNN</span></b><br /> <br /> <img height="200" alt="" width="300" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_wynnrooftop1.jpg" /><br /> <br /> Steve Wynn stands atop Wynn Las Vegas while filming his 2005 TV ad before the resort's opening. Wynn will be filiming a new commercial today for his new tower, Encore.  The RJ has more details <a target="_blank" href="http://www.lvrj.com/news/30085149.html">HERE.</a> <br /> --------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>PALIN PLAYS A MEAN FLUTE</b></span><br /> <br /> Video of Sarah Palin playing the flute.<br /> <br /> <center><object width="375" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r0OZ9W2K_z0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r0OZ9W2K_z0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="375" height="294"></embed></object> </center><br /> <br /> ---------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>FEMALE BODYBUILDERS</b></span><br /> <br /> <img height="200" alt="" width="133" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_femalebodybuilders.jpg" /><br /> <br /> Hot or Not? Discuss amongst yourselves.<br /> ---------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>PICKING UP A LADY</b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center"><br /> <img height="200" alt="" width="163" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_pickup2008.jpg" /><br /> <br /> Here's what not to do if you're trying to pick up a lady;<br />  </div> <div style="text-align: center">--Don't ask a woman if her boobs are real. </div> <div style="text-align: center">--Don't ask a woman if she and her friend would be interested in a threesome.</div> <div style="text-align: center">--Don't hit on a woman after you just got shot down by her hotter friend.</div> <div style="text-align: center">--Don't tell a woman you kind of hate feminists.</div> <div style="text-align: center">--Don't tell a woman she'd be gorgeous . . . if she lost a little weight.</div> <div style="text-align: center">--Don't ask a woman if she lifts weights.</div> <div style="text-align: center">--Don't ask a woman what kind of Asian she is.</div> <div style="text-align: center">--Don't tell a woman you only own one pair of shoes (--even if you do).</div> <div style="text-align: center">--Don't tell a woman your ex has a restraining order against you because SHE'S crazy. </div> <div style="text-align: center">--Don't tell a woman you and your wife have an "arrangement". </div> <div style="text-align: center">(London Times)</div> <div style="text-align: center">------------------------------------</div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>COULD iTUNES BE SHUTTING DOWN???<br /> </b></span><img height="140" alt="" width="245" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_iTunes2008.jpg" /><br /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,431301,00.html">CLICK HERE</a> for the story.<br /> ----------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <div><span style="font-size: medium"><b>SHOW NOTES FROM PRODUCER JC</b></span><br />  </div> <div>This morning Mercedes said that my skin had a special glow to it. My secret?  Concrete dust.  I spent the night at a construction site with concrete dust blowing in my face and I thought I might have discovered the next hot Hollywood trend in skincare.    Unfortunately, it turns out that concrete dusk is toxic.  Oh well, it must be the steroids that gives my skin that special glow. <br />  </div> <div>The cops were almost called to Mercedes house last night.  Her neighbors heard screaming and loud noises. They thought that perhaps they had a domestic violence call on their hands or some over the top relations.    No need to worry, it was neither one.  It was just Matt watching the Dodgers game.  <br />  </div> <div>After watching a video of Sarah Palin playing the flute, we came to the conclusion that women do not look hot playing the flute.  And we once again learned today that telling a lady she looks like Sarah Palin is NOT a compliment.</div> <div>When trying to pick up a lady guys should not ask her what kind of Asian she is.<br />  </div> <div>A listener pointed out that OJ Simpson looks like a human bobble head doll with his oversized head and non muscular body.  Mercedes says that Ben Affleck is also a human bobble head. <br />  </div> <div>Mercedes wanted to buy me a Tony Romo jersey from Walmart.  Her husband told her not to buy it because I would never wear anything from Walmart.  Not true, I got my outfit for the Mix 94.1 ugly holiday sweater party at Walmart. <br /> ----------------------------------</div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table></object> Thu, 2 Oct 2008 09:53:00 EDT WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 1, 2008 <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>JONAS BROTHERS TICKETS</b></span><br /> <br /> <img height="154" alt="" width="274" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_jonas.jpg" /><br /> <br /> The Jonas Brothers will be in concert at the MGM Grand on November 29th. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/170041398D974806?artistid=1052712&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=1">Tickets</a> go on sale Saturday and Mark and Mercedes will have win them before you can buy them tickets all week long.<br /> --------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>CHELSEA HANDLER<br /> </b></span><br /> <img height="200" alt="" width="270" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_handler1.jpg" /><br /> <br /> Chelsea Handler from E!'s "Chelsea Lately" will be at the <a target="_blank" href="//www.palmspearl.com/">Palms </a>this Saturday. She will be on with Mark and Mercedes today in the 9 a.m. hour.<br /> ----------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>HEATHER LOCKLEAR 911 CALL<br /> </b></span><br /> <img height="225" alt="" width="180" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/HL.jpg" /><br /> <br /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/30/heather-locklear-911-call/">CLICK HERE</a> for the Heather Locklear/ DUI 911 call.<br /> ---------------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>DIGITAL REVENGE ON AN EX</b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center"><br /> <img height="200" alt="" width="162" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_digitalrevenge1.jpg" /><br /> <br /> Here are some ways to seek digital revenge on an ex:<br />  </div> <div style="text-align: center">Change the name of his shared iTunes library.<br />  </div> <div style="text-align: center">Sign up for YouMail.com, which allows you to set custom voicemail greetings for specific callers. When your Ex calls, for example, only he will hear, “Stop calling me, you creep!”<br />  </div> <div style="text-align: center"> Auction his leftover belongings on eBay.com. <br />  </div> <div style="text-align: center">Of course, there’s the good old phone number switcheroo. If you can get ahold of his cell, reprogram his numbers so that when he dials “Mom” he gets that racy phone sex hotline.<br />  </div> <div style="text-align: center"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-5-ways-to-seek-digital-revenge-on-an-ex/">CLICK HERE</a> for more tips.</div> <div style="text-align: center">---------------------------------</div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <div style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-size: medium"><b>THE TOP 10 "MONEY SONGS"  </b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center"><br /> <img height="175" alt="" width="175" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_moneysongs1.jpg" /><br /> <br /> With this whole $700 BILLION bailout of Wall Street still on the table in Congress, "Rolling Stone" decided to do an online poll to find the best songs about MONEY.</div> <div style="text-align: center"><br /> #1.)  "Money For Nothing",  DIRE STRAITS</div> <div style="text-align: center">#2.)  "Gold Digger",  KANYE WEST</div> <div style="text-align: center">#3.)  "You Never Give Me Your Money",  THE BEATLES</div> <div style="text-align: center">#4.)  "Money",   PINK FLOYD</div> <div style="text-align: center">#5.)  "C.R.E.A.M.",  WU-TANG CLAN</div> <div style="text-align: center">#6.)  "Can't Buy Me Love",  THE BEATLES</div> <div style="text-align: center">#7.)  "Money Don't Matter 2Night",  PRINCE</div> <div style="text-align: center">#8.)  "Got Your Money",   OL' DIRTY BASTARD</div> <div style="text-align: center">#9.)  "Silver and Gold",  U2</div> <div style="text-align: center">#10.)  "For the Love of Money",  THE O'JAYS<br /> -----------------------------------------</div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>COUNT CALORIES</b></span><br /> <br /> <img height="242" alt="" width="257" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_caloriecounter1.gif" /><br /> <br /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dwlz.com/restaurants.html">CLICK HERE</a> for the website. <br /> -------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <div><span style="font-size: medium"><b>SHOW NOTES FROM PRODUCER JC </b></span><br /> <br /> Add one more person to the Cloris Leachman hater club – MARK.    Mark was upset that Kim Kardashian was kicked off “Dancing with the Stars” and not 86-year-old Cloris Leachman.   The Cloris Leachman hater club includes Mark, Mercedes and John Stamos.<br />  </div> <div>We discovered that our audience has some issues with addiction. No not drugs and alcohol  - our audience is addicted to Alka Seltzer, colon cleanse, B-12,  tanning,  and sex.<br />  </div> <div>Mercedes has realized that she has a friend who is just like Samantha on “Sex and the City.” She’s very flirtatious and she uses over the top sexual references.  Mercedes first noticed her friends behavior when someone had busted out the popsicles at the family bbq’s.<br />  </div> <div>A word of caution….. never, ever break up with a Mix listener. They are masters at seeking revenge on ex’s.</div> <div>I mentioned that when I met pro wrestler David Batista over the weekend I froze up.  I just got nervous meeting such a big star.  Mercedes then asked why would I be nervous meeting the owner of one of Las Vegas finer Italian restaurants’.<br />  </div> <div>And finally, thanks to Chelsea Handler for coming on the show today.<br /> --------------------------------------------</div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table></object> Wed, 1 Oct 2008 09:53:00 EDT TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 30, 2008 <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>HEATHER LOCKLEAR ARREST PICS</b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center"> <br /> <img height="200" alt="" width="219" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_hlockarrest2.jpg" /><br /> <br /> The California Highway Patrol snapped photos of Heather Locklear being arrested... "strictly for evidence".<br /> <a target="_blank" href="http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/heather_locklear_arrest#27381">TMZ</a> has the photos.<br /> --------------------------------</div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>LADIES - DON'T BE LONELY THIS WINTER</b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center"><br /> <img height="200" alt="" width="150" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_bareskin.jpg" /><br /> <br /> Show flesh, get a date.  Researchers say that MEN find women's bodies more attractive in the winter. One theory is that the rare site of bare skin in winter makes it more attractive.<br /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3090683/Womens-bare-flesh-in-winter--a-bigger-turn-on-for-men.html">CLICK HERE</a> for details.<br /> -----------------------------</div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium"><b>THE TOP 25 SEXIEST NEWSCASTERS</b></span><br /> <br /> <img height="197" alt="" width="200" align="middle" src="http://imgsrv.mix941.fm/image/kmxb2/UserFiles/Image/markmercedes/mm_sexycast1.jpg" /><br /> <br /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.hecklerspray.com/top-25-sexiest-newscasters/200816347.php">CLICK HERE</a> for pictures and list.<br /> ------------------------------<br />  </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <table cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><span style="font-size: medium"><b>SHOW NOTES FROM PRODUCER JC</b></span><br /> <br /> Believe it or not, most bald men will still shampoo their head.<br /> <br /> If you are friends with Mark and you start too gain a little weight, he will affectionately refer to you as “heiffer. “<br /> We had a running theme during our newscasts… chopped off body parts.  Actually chopped off piñata. Thankfully no calls from listeners that could relate.<br /> <br /> Mercedes can recite the movie “Karate Kid” line for line.  <br /> <br /> We have new big boss here at Mix 94.1.  Mark and Mercedes both agree, he has a firm handshake.  Interesting note – big bosses arrival time 7:45,  little bosses arrival time 9:08 -  Hmm. <br /> <br /> And finally,   if you could kill off one character off a TV show I would choose to kill off 6-year-old James Lucas Scott on “One Tree Hill.” Mercedes would choose to kill off 86-year-old Cloris Leechman on “Dancing with the Stars.”  <br /> ---------------------------------------------</td> </tr> </tbody> </table></object> Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:21:00 EDT